Sit-Down Comedy: Transmission Three
Observations Without Answers
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Here, Here
It always makes me feel so uncomfortable when someone shouts out “Here, here” during a speech. Or worse, when they sincerely mumble it under their breath for only you to hear.
The Concept of Flight
Airplanes. Large metal canisters carrying the farts of two hundred strangers through Earth’s atmosphere at near the speed of sound. I realise that God is all-knowing, but surely this one surprised him.
LinkedIn Posts of Real Life Moments
Thrilled to announce I secured a top level husband at my wedding last Monday. Very much looking forward to learning how love slowly erodes.
Excited to say that Kristie and I have ended things on good terms and are now looking to progress into a new era of profound awkwardness every time our mutual friends invite us to the same event.
Clive has started a new season of Love Is Blind: Brazil! Congratulate him.
Ridiculous Titles We Give Human Beings
Your Grace
Master
Lord
Emperor
Senior Vice President of In-House Relations
Look Kid, It’s Like This
Why do I have a strong sense that those who begin a sentence with the phrase “I’ve been in this business now for…” actually have zero idea what they’re talking about.
The Goal Is Always Imported Wood
I notice that the goal for some people is to reach a level of wealth where they can refer to all of their furniture as ‘Pieces.’ Tables, couches, lampshades. These words are never used by the one percent. Everything just becomes A Piece. But a piece of what exactly? I have absolutely no idea.
Fashion
I don’t understand modern fashion. We have people dressed as skaters who are studying to be astrophysicists and jobless artists who are only wearing suit jackets and ties. Is everything supposed to be some form of paradox?
Conspiracy Theory
Why is the majority of the airplane always people with coughing fits and screaming babies? Always. Do the really quiet attractive people have some secret separate mode of transport? Are these the UFOs people keep spotting?
Curtis Winkelmann
Curtis Winkelmann should be here by now.
NS Sit-Down Comedy
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